The girl told me I had to write one of these for the new website, so...

"About me"

...Riiiiight.

Well, the name's John or WeLose5050s. The 5050s comes straight from a distinct lack of luck in those sort of scenarios ever since leaving the Army.

Speaking of the Army, I'm a Master Sergeant (Retired) US Army Ranger. I did [redacted] for 20 years, but my biggest accomplishment in life was marrying my wife... SUCKER! She's so out of my league. [Editorial commentary: No, you're not, John.]

Outside of playing games like Hearthstone, Call of Duty, and MMO's, I enjoy cooking, reading (it's how the lady and I met), exercise, and watching movies and anime.